::head:laptop:: When I fell going down stairs my eyes were already open... so I switched to going down like a toddler... on my bottom. Well, that or avoiding them altogether. D*mn those architects! I still say they need to use wheelchairs, canes, & crutches for a week each!
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10 comments:
How brilliant. I too have solved the problem of having auto accidents. Now I only drive with my eyes open.
Pinch me and tell me you're dreaming.
So was she trying to use the Force before? That only works for Jedi knights.
Based on this overwhelming evidence that open eyes prevent falls, I think that closed eyes should be added to the "NEVER EVENTS" list.
Think of all the lives we could save if we kept hospitalized patients eyes open at all times!
JCAHO can inspect hospitals and fine us if they find patients sleeping.
::head:laptop:: When I fell going down stairs my eyes were already open... so I switched to going down like a toddler... on my bottom. Well, that or avoiding them altogether. D*mn those architects! I still say they need to use wheelchairs, canes, & crutches for a week each!
"eyes open" ::rolls eyes::
sometimes there's a simple solution .....
imagine that...
Hey Doc, I get this pain in my eye every time I drink my tea...
someone should do a research study...
My God someone give this woman a Nobel prize! Her observation is remarkable and could change the very foundation of the sciences as we know them!
Don't you love being a doctor?! :D
Somnambulist--
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