Wednesday, September 29, 2010

Important safety measures

Mrs. Klumsy: "I used to fall when going down stairs, but I was able to stop that."

Dr. Grumpy: "How did you stop it?"

Mrs. Klumsy" "Now I only walk down them with my eyes open."

10 comments:

Karen W said...

How brilliant. I too have solved the problem of having auto accidents. Now I only drive with my eyes open.

Pinch me and tell me you're dreaming.

ER's Mom said...

So was she trying to use the Force before? That only works for Jedi knights.

Doctor D said...

Based on this overwhelming evidence that open eyes prevent falls, I think that closed eyes should be added to the "NEVER EVENTS" list.

Think of all the lives we could save if we kept hospitalized patients eyes open at all times!

JCAHO can inspect hospitals and fine us if they find patients sleeping.

Kat's Kats said...

::head:laptop:: When I fell going down stairs my eyes were already open... so I switched to going down like a toddler... on my bottom. Well, that or avoiding them altogether. D*mn those architects! I still say they need to use wheelchairs, canes, & crutches for a week each!

"eyes open" ::rolls eyes::

Julie said...

sometimes there's a simple solution .....

type1medic said...

imagine that...

Genevieve said...

Hey Doc, I get this pain in my eye every time I drink my tea...

Anonymous said...

someone should do a research study...

Maha said...

My God someone give this woman a Nobel prize! Her observation is remarkable and could change the very foundation of the sciences as we know them!

Don't you love being a doctor?! :D

Packer said...

Somnambulist--

 
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