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Sunday, September 26, 2010
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"Hi! I'm a patient of yours and I'm 8 months pregnant and my water broke and I've started having regular contractions and I think I need to go to the hospital and can the doctor please call me back ASAP because OH SHIT! I THINK I CALLED THE WRONG DOCTOR PLEASE IGNORE THIS MESSAGE!"
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Annie: My Phenomenal MA
Mary: My Awesome Secretary
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Note: I do not answer medical questions. If you are having a medical issue, see your own doctor. For all you know I'm really a Mongolian yak herder and have no medical training at all except in issues regarding the care and feeding of Mongolian yaks.
Cast of Characters:
Annie: My Phenomenal MA
Mary: My Awesome Secretary
Ed: The office fish
Dr. Pissy: The guy I share an office with
Mrs. Grumpy: My Boss (also the world's greatest school nurse)
Frank, Craig, and Marie: The Grumpy Tribe
Garlic and Riley: The Grumpy Dogs
Questions? Comments? Biting sarcasm? Write to: pagingdrgrumpy [at] gmail [dot] com
Note: I do not answer medical questions. If you are having a medical issue, see your own doctor. For all you know I'm really a Mongolian yak herder and have no medical training at all except in issues regarding the care and feeding of Mongolian yaks.
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12 comments:
ahahahahaahahahahahahaahah yeahhhhhhh wrong doctor.... *amused*
At least she realised this... that's better than most!
xx
Jaxs
I think she gets a pass on this one.
lol - at least it was the wrong dr .. bet it's been awhile since you did a delivery :)
Hahaha, well, so much for the odd daily message!
Better than a pants-dial from the bar I suppose.
Poor thing, she was so nervous she called the wrong person. I would call her to see how she's doing (or congratulate her), though! =)
LMAO!
er's mom- please help
Hahahahahaha I bet you were GLAD she realized and hung up rather than stayed on the line and refused to believe she'd called the wrong number!
I think our answering service patched her through to the wrong doc. I have that happen before.
But this advice is easy : Go to labor and delivery. I think even a neurologist could handle this one. ;)
p.s. welcome to my life!
I think she deserves a pass, too. She was dealing with an OMG issue. If you figure out who she was, you might consider a follow-up call with (one hopes) congratulations.
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