Guy who's trying to hide from me, because a friend of his tipped me off that he'd had a seizure, and the patient is afraid I'll tell him to stop driving.
So I called the patient to find out what happened. He answered the phone. I said "Hello, Steve, this is Dr. Grumpy. What's going on?"
He said "hang on, Doc..." then hands the phone to his wife, who tells me he isn't there.
Sorry, Steve. You've been my patient for almost 10 years. I know your voice.