Doctor Grumpy in the House

 What was said: "She uses Mirtazapine, 7.5, at bedtime, which helps her sleep." What the computer typed: "She uses mate has a...

 Seen in a chart:

Message left on Annie's voicemail:   "Hi, this is Jenny, uh, Belli. I work for, like, Big Law Firm, and I really am an attorney, I...

Seen in a chart:            Thank you, M!

  Dr. Grumpy: "How often do you get migraines?" Ms. Thac: "About twice a week. I have one today, actually." Dr. Grumpy: ...

My first year at BSU I had this dumb-as-rocks dorm roommate. He wrote college reports in crayon, lost tuition checks his dad sent him, and ...

Dr. Grumpy: "Any health changes since I last saw you?" Mr. Otitis: "I had an ear infection, that was about it." Dr. Grum...

Saturday afternoon   Andy: "Local pharmacy, this is Andy." Dr. Grumpy: "This is Dr. Grumpy, returning a page." Andy: &qu...

Dr. Grumpy: "Have a seat... So what can I do for you?" Ms. Calgerepep: "I'm not sure I'm in the right place... I thou...

Thank you, B!

Okay, time to hit the mailbag for stuff you guys have sent in. First we have this ad. Beer (at least  in my area), isn't typically sold ...

Dr. Grumpy: "Is your family doc still Dr. Stevens?" Mrs. Unsure: "No, I had to change." Dr. Grumpy: "Okay, who...&q...

Mary: "Dr. Grumpy's office, this is Mary." Mr. Nmda: "HI! DOES YOUR OFFICE DO KETAMINE?" Mary: "No, we don'...

Sunday morning. 2:18 a.m.   Mr. Sleepy: "Hello?" Dr. Grumpy: "Hi, Mr. Sleepy, this is Dr. Grumpy., we met yesterday afternoon...