Monday, April 26, 2021

Beware of the Dragon

 What was said:

"She uses Mirtazapine, 7.5, at bedtime, which helps her sleep."


What the computer typed:

"She uses mate has a penis, 7.5, at bedtime, which helps her sleep."


Thank you, Jay!

10 comments:

  1. Back in the day when I was an undergraduate medical student, I remember being taught that the best sleep aid was satisfying sexual intercourse with one’s regular partner. So Dragon got it right this time.

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  2. Autocorrect is the work of the devil. Whoever invented it will burn in hello.

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  3. Don’t be so hard on the computer just a boner

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  4. Whatever works? Maybe more people should try it.

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  5. The Immortal JinotegaApril 27, 2021 at 1:13 AM

    7.5 of what unit?

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  6. Reading my cardiologist's office notes I have been a female on multiple occasions. If that were the case it would be news to me, my wife, and my three sons. With errors like that I wonder about the accuracy of the notes he sends to my family practice doctor.

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  7. The inventor of autocorrect is in fact dead. He is resting in peas.

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  8. Yes. Well. I mean. 7.5. That's like, come on, really? Wow!

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  9. Can I get a prescription for that?

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So wadda you think?