First we have this ad. Beer (at least in my area), isn't typically sold as a "family pack."
 | |
| "It's a good deal. I mean, isn't kindergarten old enough?" |
Next, from the "It may be explosive, but I'm not so sure that's a spaceship" department:
A reader who ordered take-out pizza says the box stickers made her think all the guys working in the CPK kitchen were wearing condoms:
Then there's this unappetizing-sounding menu item:
 |
| "Why don't people order our crab rangoon?" |
And, finally, a reader cleaning out some old boxes found this catchy-named catalog:
That "Family Pack" of beer is pretty crazy... though I must point out that families don't necessarily need to have minors in them.
ReplyDeleteElon Men’s Cologne with the musk aroma sold in the evocative specially designed bottle
ReplyDelete"Mommy! Johnny drank all the Michelob Ultra and now all that's left is the Michelob Light! It's not fair! I hate light beer!"
ReplyDelete"And, for those long family road trips, check out our new '99 Bottles of Beer'pack!"
ReplyDelete"So you work in forensics?"
ReplyDelete"Yes, but in a very specialized area."
"Like analyzing fingerprints?"
"Something like that..."
In other news, the company has announced it's changing its name to "SpaceXXX."
ReplyDeleteAnd BBQ chicken flavored lube.
ReplyDelete"That's one small dick for man, one giant dildo for mankind."
ReplyDeleteBeaverprints. It sounds like a party was had at the copier machine again.
ReplyDeleteApparently that starship was named "Eileen"...it has now been revealed that her family name is "Dover".
ReplyDelete