Doctor Grumpy in the House

A Blog detailing the insanity of my medical practice and the stupidity of everyday life.

Monday, September 30, 2019

Beware of the Dragon

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Seen in a chart: Thank you, J!
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Monday, September 23, 2019

College

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College kid: "Uh, hello?" Dr. Grumpy: "Frank, what's going on?" College kid: "Oh, hi Dad... Um, with what?...
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Thursday, September 19, 2019

Avast ye, mateys!

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It's International Talk Like a Pirate Day! To celebrate, here's the pirate-themed heavy metal band (you probably didn't know t...
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Monday, September 16, 2019

Seen in a chart

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"Make up your mind, will you?"
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Thursday, September 12, 2019

Chief complaint

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My colleague, Dr. L., says she's studying for her neurology boards, and was taking a practice test last weekend. This question was on ...
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Monday, September 9, 2019

Thanks, Sherlock

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A drug rep marketing an epilepsy medication brought lunch in for Pissy and I, so we were having the usual 30 minutes of catered sandwiches a...
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Monday, September 2, 2019

Breaking news!

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From around the globe, Dr. Grumpy's crack team of reporters bring you the stories that shape your world. DATELINE: LONDON British po...
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Thursday, August 29, 2019

Uh...

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Today's post is dedicated to the marketing genius at Boehringer-Ingelheim pharmaceuticals who came up with this name for their veterinar...
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Monday, August 26, 2019

Free samples

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Mr. Dixie: "Hey, doc, do you need to check levels on my seizure medication today?" Dr. Grumpy: "No, I don't." Mr...
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Thursday, August 22, 2019

Big Donor

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Dr. Grumpy: "How you doing today?" Mr. Big Donor: "I'm tired. You wouldn't believe what happened to my daughter...
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Monday, August 19, 2019

Seen in a chart

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I have no idea what this means, or why it's listed as a therapy.
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Thursday, August 15, 2019

Memories...

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About 10-15 years ago, there was an internist who took night call doing hospital admissions. He worked from 5pm - 7am, and I was usual...
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Monday, August 12, 2019

"I'll take that as a yes."

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Dr. Grumpy: "Did you have a headache when these other symptoms occurred?" Ms. Patient: "Well, I believe I may have, if that...
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Thursday, August 8, 2019

Fun with EMR

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I went to look up a patient's blood pressure trend at the hospital, but only found this: People's lives depend on this, too. ...
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