A Blog detailing the insanity of my medical practice and the stupidity of everyday life.
Monday, August 12, 2019
"I'll take that as a yes."
Dr. Grumpy: "Did you have a headache when these other symptoms occurred?"
Ms. Patient: "Well, I believe I may have, if that was my awareness of how I felt was to have had a headache at the time than it could have been that I was possibly aware of having a headache."
I think all right-thinking people in this country are sick and tired of being told that ordinary, decent people are fed up in this country with being sick and tired. I'm certainly not! And I'm sick and tired of being told that I am.
Well, if you will have an existential philosopher as a patient...
ReplyDeleteNow I have a headache.
ReplyDeleteI didn't know my son-in-law was one of your patients!
ReplyDeleteSounds like a high school student trying to stretch a paragraph's worth of material into a 10-page term paper.
ReplyDeleteOr it is someone who had something major go on in her head and is now not trusting what she sees/feels/thinks.
ReplyDeleteWhich Democratic Presidential candidate are you treating or is it merely a Senator
ReplyDeleteBut did it HURT? Are you sure?
ReplyDeleteI think all right-thinking people in this country are sick and tired of being told that ordinary, decent people are fed up in this country with being sick and tired. I'm certainly not! And I'm sick and tired of being told that I am.
ReplyDeleteWernicke's aphasia?
ReplyDelete"Not tonight, dear..."
ReplyDeleteUmmm, so was that a yes or a no regarding the headache?
ReplyDeleteWhen you have a headache, it's even hard to think about having a headache. It hurts. So that's why I can't remember. Okay?
ReplyDeleteTestifying before a Senate committee?
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