Monday, September 30, 2019

Beware of the Dragon

Seen in a chart:


Thank you, J!

10 comments:

  1. He did show me some really cool guns he brought with him, though.

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  2. You can do some damage with those pitch forks.

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  3. Fleance Porschley NeckradishSeptember 30, 2019 at 10:47 AM

    "Ah'm Old Mac Donald, and THIS here's mah farm. E-AH-E-AH-O, motherfucker!"

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  4. This reminds of a joke:

    Why were the three Wise Men carrying hoses and wearing portable respirators?

    Because they came from a far.

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  5. He does, however, have a petting zoo in the back yard.

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  6. He doesn't have a farm, nor access to a farm, but he has firearms and access to such 24/7!

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  7. So is a farm a very short firearm, say something with a 2" barrel? :)

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  8. Ah yes, the Magic Dragon.

    "Her mother is ailing and lives in a rest home" became "Her mother is an alien and lives in a restaurant."

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  9. Having no access to a farm is precisely the reason his produce must be purchased in a local grocery store.

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So wadda you think?