Monday, August 26, 2019

Free samples

Mr. Dixie: "Hey, doc, do you need to check levels on my seizure medication today?"

Dr. Grumpy: "No, I don't."

Mr. Dixie: "You sure? Like, need a urine sample?"

Dr. Grumpy: "No, and it would be blood, anyway."

Mr. Dixie: "Oh... Well, I thought you might, so I left a cup full of piss out in your lobby bathroom, just in case. It has my name on it."

Dr. Grumpy: "Um, we don't have sample cups out in the lobby bathroom?"

Mr. Dixie: "I know. I took it off your water cooler."




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10 comments:

  1. Officer CynicalAugust 26, 2019 at 9:05 AM

    "Oh, and the stool sample is in the mail."

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  2. OMDGAugust 26, 2019 at 10:39 AM

    This makes me smile.

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  3. Fleance Porschley NeckradishAugust 26, 2019 at 10:47 AM

    "Oh, and while I was waiting in the lobby, I left you a semen sample."

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  4. Mountain WomanAugust 26, 2019 at 9:41 PM

    Over eagerness to provide a sample of anything concerns me.

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  5. WilliamAugust 27, 2019 at 3:15 AM

    I can see why you are Dr Grumpy!

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  6. PackerAugust 27, 2019 at 5:09 PM

    Next patient:

    Props Doc on the complimentary apple juice in the waiting room .

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  7. AnonymousAugust 28, 2019 at 12:05 AM

    Packer: That is bad.lololo!!
    Heltau

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  8. AnonymousAugust 28, 2019 at 12:40 AM

    "I hope it didn't spill. It's really hard to get those little paper cones to balance."

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  9. AnonymousAugust 28, 2019 at 5:51 PM

    Bwaa-ha-ha. That post just made my day. Thank you Doc G.

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  10. WilliamSeptember 2, 2019 at 1:42 AM

    I think someone told me at my VA clinic that some idiot peed in a paper bag and tried to leave it.

    The bar keeps getting lower it seems.

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So wadda you think?