Doctor Grumpy in the House

Seen in a chart: Thank you, J!

College kid: "Uh, hello?" Dr. Grumpy: "Frank, what's going on?" College kid: "Oh, hi Dad... Um, with what?&...

It's International Talk Like a Pirate Day! To celebrate, here's the pirate-themed heavy metal band (you probably didn't know t...

"Make up your mind, will you?"

My colleague, Dr. L., says she's studying for her neurology boards, and was taking a practice test last weekend. This question was on ...

A drug rep marketing an epilepsy medication brought lunch in for Pissy and I, so we were having the usual 30 minutes of catered sandwiches a...

From around the globe, Dr. Grumpy's crack team of reporters bring you the stories that shape your world. DATELINE: LONDON British po...

Today's post is dedicated to the marketing genius at Boehringer-Ingelheim pharmaceuticals who came up with this name for their veterinar...

Mr. Dixie: "Hey, doc, do you need to check levels on my seizure medication today?" Dr. Grumpy: "No, I don't." Mr...

Dr. Grumpy: "How you doing today?" Mr. Big Donor: "I'm tired. You wouldn't believe what happened to my daughter'...

I have no idea what this means, or why it's listed as a therapy.

About 10-15 years ago, there was an internist who took night call doing hospital admissions. He worked from 5pm - 7am, and I was usual...

Dr. Grumpy: "Did you have a headache when these other symptoms occurred?" Ms. Patient: "Well, I believe I may have, if that...

I went to look up a patient's blood pressure trend at the hospital, but only found this: People's lives depend on this, too. ...