Doctor Grumpy in the House

We all have that narcissistic acquaintance who thinks the world actually gives a shit about what they're doing, where they are, and what...

Your friend loves seafood. In fact, you've often heard her say how much she wishes she had a nice big shrimp to cuddle up with and use a...

By this time of year, you're probably sick of Santa Claus. He's everywhere. But have you ever hated him enough to want to, uh, relie...

Doing some CME (continuing medical education) on Sunday, and saw this question on the post-test. Part of me is just dying to check "D...

So yesterday I ranted about all the horrible shit that surrounds the Star Wars movies. But here's one you may not know about. Even worse...

My first contact with Star Wars was in the spring of 1977, when my friend Mark and his family took me to see Wizards , a sadly forgotten, b...

Your Catholic friend didn't get to see the Pope during his smash-hit 2015 "No Mass 'til Hammersmith" American tour, and is...

I'm with a patient and her son. Dr. Grumpy: "I think the next step is going to be getting further labs and..." There'...

Barbie is so passé. Nowadays she has all these different kits to convince little girls that they can be doctors, or astronauts, or nuclear p...

Handed to patients at a pediatric ENT's office: "Is this what the guys in the frat told me about?" Thank you, Allyson...

  Mary: "Dr. Grumpy's office, this is Mary." Mr. Panic: "My wife needs to get in RIGHT AWAY! She was at the hospital ...

With the release of a new Star Wars film, commercialization of movie tie-ins has exceeded all previous levels, bringing us products we never...

Dr. Grumpy: "This is Dr. Grumpy, returning a page." Anna Flaxis: "Hi, I saw you last week, and you gave me a prescription f...