Wednesday, December 9, 2015

Gift guide 2015

Barbie is so passé. Nowadays she has all these different kits to convince little girls that they can be doctors, or astronauts, or nuclear physicists. Whatever happened to dolls that really encourage a young lady's ambitions?

Well, maybe your daughter needs this:


"Is this the T&A journey the doctor told me about?"


Yes, this lovely toy will help your precious princess set her sites on a REAL career: working for tips at a strip club. What more can a girl ask for? Maybe some Ken dolls to fill the place, and little $1 bills.

Of course, the pole dancer needs a pet she can go home and relax with:

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8 comments:

  1. AnonymousDecember 9, 2015 at 4:21 AM

    just shows what the chinese think is going on on this side of the pacific. sights, please.

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  2. AnonymousDecember 9, 2015 at 6:49 AM

    The Ken dolls don't have poles.

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  3. AnonymousDecember 9, 2015 at 1:20 PM

    The funding situation being what it is, this is probably a better career choice than doctor or astronaut or nuclear physicist.

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  4. AnonymousDecember 9, 2015 at 1:27 PM

    Boy, would I love to see the Saturday morning commercials for those.

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  5. David BowieDecember 9, 2015 at 1:28 PM

    Young girl, they call them the Diamond Dogs.

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  6. Paul SimonDecember 9, 2015 at 2:23 PM

    I must say, I always wondered how she got those diamonds on the soles of her shoes.

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  7. AnonymousDecember 9, 2015 at 9:56 PM

    I'm not sure which of these depresses me more.

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  8. AnonymousDecember 10, 2015 at 8:11 AM

    Does the doll come with it's own pouch of glitter and bottle of baby powder?

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So wadda you think?