Friday, December 4, 2015

Gift Guide 2015

With the release of a new Star Wars film, commercialization of movie tie-ins has exceeded all previous levels, bringing us products we never knew we needed.

Do you have a friend with a crush on Darth Vader? Do they possess a fetish for loud, mechanical, respirations, and hide in ICU supply closets more than most? Do they talk about the Dark Lord seeing them naked in the shower?

Then this is perfect for them!


"Come to the other side... of the shower curtain."


Yes, with the official Darth Vader shower head your sithsexual friends can live out their darkest fantasies, re-enacting the "Psycho" scene with Anakin Skywalker instead of Norman Bates. Loud, stridorous, respirations aren't included, but I'm sure they can make their own.
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16 comments:

  1. souscaDecember 4, 2015 at 4:53 AM

    I wish I had found your blog before now, I have not laughed so much for ages. Do I times I detect notes of cynicism and sarcasm at times? Oh! it makes it all the funnier.

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  2. ER's MomDecember 4, 2015 at 7:40 AM

    WANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  3. AnonymousDecember 4, 2015 at 7:49 AM

    Ahh the magical commercialization that only Disney can provide...

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  4. MooseDecember 4, 2015 at 8:11 AM

    I FIND YOUR LACK OF CONDITIONER DISTURBING.

    Does it come with an optional remote choke-hold?

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  5. Officer CynicalDecember 4, 2015 at 9:23 AM

    I am 100% sure this is actually a photo of your own bathroom.

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  6. AnonymousDecember 4, 2015 at 10:25 AM

    You do not know the SHOWER of the dark side...

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  7. AnonymousDecember 4, 2015 at 10:26 AM

    Perfect when I'm really dirty and smelly...
    Phew! Phew! Phew! Phew!

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  8. AnonymousDecember 4, 2015 at 10:41 AM

    Most shower heads these days don't give you enough water pressure, but the force is strong with this one.

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  9. PackerDecember 4, 2015 at 10:42 AM

    Those sithsexual fantasies isn't that called Hans Solo ?

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  10. uppereast74December 4, 2015 at 12:17 PM

    Does it come with a vibrating function as well.

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  11. AnonymousDecember 4, 2015 at 12:33 PM

    The best part is the "Death Star" setting, where a bunch of streams of water come out and then converge into one.

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  12. Peter BDecember 4, 2015 at 8:00 PM

    I think that's Chad, not Darth.

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  13. BobbiDecember 4, 2015 at 8:15 PM

    OMG! Do you have any idea what that thing would do to my PTSD?! *shudders*

    (I'm more than half serious.)

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  14. AnonymousDecember 4, 2015 at 8:17 PM

    If it sprays you, it will make you more clean than you can possibly imagine.

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  15. HattieDecember 4, 2015 at 9:29 PM

    Good Lord! I am scarred for the rest of what is left of my life!

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  16. AnonymousDecember 7, 2015 at 8:39 PM

    OMG, where did you get this?!? I NEED one for my son for Christmas! Please, Please!

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So wadda you think?