Doctor Grumpy in the House

All right, we're heading to visit family on the west coast, and hopefully warmer weather, for the holidays. I'll be back in 2 weeks....

Dear Mrs. Nosybich, Sorry about our little dispute at the school last week. Normally I don't take the kids in the morning, but Mrs. G...

"I'm allergic to arsenic."

Do you miss your old Polaroid camera? The thrill of waiting for the wet picture to come out, watching it develop as you flapped it up and do...

I love Wikipedia. Every year I donate to Wikipedia ( I recommend you do, too ). Why? Because I love learning stuff. Granted, Wikipedia is ...

Seen in a chart: Thank you, A!

Still looking for the perfect plunger for your bathroom? Want one that exudes refined taste? (good luck, there isn't one) Worried about ...

A lot of us grew up watching "Rudolf the Red-Nosed Reindeer" every December. One popular number from the show is "The Islan...

Seen in a hospital chart:

One of my readers is an OB/GYN who recently had foot surgery, and therefore is (allegedly) non-weight bearing. Like most docs (we'r...

Does your man like looking at gorgeous women? Probably. Does he also have a SERIOUS carp fetish? Okay, maybe the 2nd one is a bit... unc...

This is from: A. The 2015 Lady Gaga footwear line B. Guide to S&M fetishist shoe styles C. The Human Torch and Friends Visit th...

December 7, 1941, was a landmark day in American history, but this post isn't about the story you've heard. The events at Pearl Harb...

Thank you, SMOD!