Monday, December 15, 2014

Dr. Grumpy's gift guide

Still looking for the perfect plunger for your bathroom? Want one that exudes refined taste? (good luck, there isn't one) Worried about people threatening you in the john and not having a weapon handy?

Then look no further!


This lovely toilet plunger is cleverly designed to resemble a shotgun. When in use, or simply by pulling the trigger, it plays a loud shotgun blast.

To further improve its aura of elegance, the gun barrel is clearly labeled "IF IT'S BROWN, IT'S DOWN!"
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14 comments:

  1. AnonymousDecember 15, 2014 at 10:50 AM

    Gotta get that screaming giraffe down somehow.

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  2. AnonymousDecember 15, 2014 at 10:58 AM

    Too bad it doesn't actually shoot plungers. Then it could double as an improvised weapon in a zombie apocalypse.

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  3. a.generic docDecember 15, 2014 at 11:00 AM

    It gives new meaning to "shooting the shit,"

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  4. PackerDecember 15, 2014 at 12:10 PM

    At the risk of being in poor taste, more than usual and more than Dr. G, I ask is it the Oscar Pitorius signature model ?

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  5. Wayne LaPierreDecember 15, 2014 at 12:18 PM

    My organization and I heartily endorse this product. I keep them in every bathroom of my home and office.

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  6. staceyDecember 15, 2014 at 1:13 PM

    Some shit's goin' down fur sure....

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  7. Ash WilliamsDecember 15, 2014 at 2:14 PM

    This...is my BOOMSTICK!!!

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  8. AnonymousDecember 15, 2014 at 6:32 PM

    That's RACIST!!!!

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  9. AnonymousDecember 15, 2014 at 7:40 PM

    no dalek references?

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  10. clairesmumDecember 16, 2014 at 11:42 AM

    i think that when i see an ordinary toilet plunger i will think of this item and the subsequent comments and chuckle...hopefully not too loudly!

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  11. ladyk73December 16, 2014 at 10:50 PM

    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/12/15/cards-against-humanity-poop_n_6327544.html

    Does it work on $6 poop?

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  12. AnonymousDecember 20, 2014 at 8:42 PM

    This was the gift my boss brought to the office Christmas party this year.

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  13. nothereDecember 21, 2014 at 6:47 PM

    I saw this earlier, but the "if it's brown it's down" thing didn't even register. Does that mean what I think it means?

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So wadda you think?