Hello, Amanda. I was wondering why we haven't seen you in a while! You came every month like clockwork for your 749's, and with you gone, the store took a big financial hit. So big in fact that we had to let our best technician go. Speaking of Matt, with him gone, now there is no one who calls the police on those phony scripts. Please come back, we can surely use your $139.10 per month! You know what? Come back every two weeks! See you soon!
Hmm. Helpful. YES NO Hmm. I'll have to think about this Amanda. On the one hand ... on the other hand ... I don't like the 'felon' part. Hmm. It's a toss-up.
I really want to post a witty comment, but words fail me. Thoughts even fail me. Breeding *should* require a licence, though. Could abortions be retroactive?
Maybe she can get those extras. But I'm sure she won't need it. She's probably just selling the what she can for a little spending money at her favorite smoke shop, tavern, or gambling establishment.
Who needs to buy food, clothing and provide a roof over your head when you can get it for free in jail?
I burst out laughing at the sheer absurdity. Talk about self-centered. And dim. Would it really be that hard to leave out the fake script bit and just accuse the Walgreens of calling the police on them after they dropped off a prescription? This is why the Darwin Awards never has a shortage of nominees.
Stating the obvious, the other places didn't call the police because they didn't want to deal with the hassle. Really that simple.
And this is what the resident yak herder means when he has blogged about disliking online reviews. The person can be completely in the wrong, but the business and its people are the ones that take the hit when the submitters aren't nearly as 'honest' as dear Amanda.
The humanity!! The injustice of it all! Those damn pharmacists. Should have just minded their own damn business. You tell your story Amanda. Especially on social media! Spread the news far and wide how criminal and stupid you are. SMH
Sad thing is that if she were just a little smarter and more devious she would write a review stating the pharmacy gave her the wrong medication and that it was one she was allergic to. Anonymous reviews are not always the best way to judge a service.
Ye gods and little fishes...
ReplyDeleteAnd still they breed.
Pharmacists are assholes! You tell 'em, Amanda!
ReplyDeleteHello, Amanda. I was wondering why we haven't seen you in a while! You came every month like clockwork for your 749's, and with you gone, the store took a big financial hit. So big in fact that we had to let our best technician go. Speaking of Matt, with him gone, now there is no one who calls the police on those phony scripts. Please come back, we can surely use your $139.10 per month! You know what? Come back every two weeks! See you soon!
ReplyDelete"Helpful? Yes | No"
ReplyDeleteYes. Definitely yes.
I suspect she'll be receiving a $25 gift card for all the trouble her arrest caused her!
ReplyDeleteHmm. Helpful. YES NO Hmm. I'll have to think about this Amanda. On the one hand ... on the other hand ... I don't like the 'felon' part. Hmm. It's a toss-up.
ReplyDeleteI really want to post a witty comment, but words fail me. Thoughts even fail me. Breeding *should* require a licence, though. Could abortions be retroactive?
ReplyDelete30-minute wait for the cops? I'd complain about that, too.
ReplyDeleteAww! What a shame! Such a model citizen.
ReplyDeleteMaybe she can get those extras.
But I'm sure she won't need it. She's probably just selling the what she can for a little spending money at her favorite smoke shop, tavern, or gambling establishment.
Who needs to buy food, clothing and provide a roof over your head when you can get it for free in jail?
Just saying...
I burst out laughing at the sheer absurdity. Talk about self-centered. And dim. Would it really be that hard to leave out the fake script bit and just accuse the Walgreens of calling the police on them after they dropped off a prescription? This is why the Darwin Awards never has a shortage of nominees.
ReplyDeleteStating the obvious, the other places didn't call the police because they didn't want to deal with the hassle. Really that simple.
And this is what the resident yak herder means when he has blogged about disliking online reviews. The person can be completely in the wrong, but the business and its people are the ones that take the hit when the submitters aren't nearly as 'honest' as dear Amanda.
And the pharmacist probably won't get a raise because all the satisfaction survey writers weren't 100% satisfied.
ReplyDeleteThe humanity!! The injustice of it all! Those damn pharmacists. Should have just minded their own damn business. You tell your story Amanda. Especially on social media! Spread the news far and wide how criminal and stupid you are. SMH
ReplyDeleteAhahaha. No.
ReplyDeleteThat was actually really funny to read, though! What a person... o_O
Sad thing is that if she were just a little smarter and more devious she would write a review stating the pharmacy gave her the wrong medication and that it was one she was allergic to. Anonymous reviews are not always the best way to judge a service.
ReplyDeleteFake, fakes, totally kaka filled fakery. That's what I think.
ReplyDeleteWhat a travesty! How is a girl supposed to keep herself in narcotics with these killjoys around?
ReplyDeletesadly her three kids under age of five were waiting in car, without coats and dinner....
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