Does he also have a SERIOUS carp fetish?
Okay, maybe the 2nd one is a bit... uncommon. But if he's into both, do I have the gift for you!
The German camping supply company Carponizer proudly introduces their 2015 KarpfenKalender!
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| "I'm wearing less than this inside. A lot less." |
No need to get your guy 2 separate calenders (one with women and another with carp) that he'll be forced to alternate looking at. Now he can have the erotic pleasures of Europe's most beautiful woman AND enormous carp IN ONE GREAT COLLECTION! Every month will bring him pictures of sizzlin' babes and smokin' fish in high-resolution color.
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| Stunning models and scaly osteichthyes... What more could you want? |
Not to be outdone, Carponizer's English rival, Top Fishing Gear, has introduced their own "hot chicks and cold fish" themed calender for 2015, featuring, well, similar stuff:
Either calender would be an ideal gift for a man who enjoys using his rod & reel. Order yours today!
Please tell me that this is not real... You just photoshoped all these pictures, right? :-)
ReplyDeleteThey're real. You can follow the links above to sites selling them if you want proof. NOTE- I did not receive any payments for featuring any of my gift guide items.
ReplyDelete"Stunning models and scaly osteichthyes... What more could you want?"
ReplyDeleteAnswer: NOTHING. There is NOTHING more that I want. Thanks Dr. G!
Whoa, look at the size of those...gills.
ReplyDeleteThe perfect stocking stuffer for Ed.
ReplyDelete--Queen Anne's Lace
I keep reading 'carp' as 'crap', but that would be an entirely different kind of calendar.
ReplyDeleteThat would be "two girls and a carp".
DeleteCarp has or at least it used to have a special place on the Christmas or New Year's menu in Germany and even other Eastern Euopean countries. The younger generation isn't too keen on it though. I gather this calendar is meant for the 60+ generation.
ReplyDelete"But honey... I only got it for the fish."
ReplyDelete"...and that's where mermaids come from."
ReplyDeleteSo what are they using for bait ?
ReplyDeleteI can't believe how my appreciation for carp just increased!
ReplyDeleteOh god, I just read the customer reviews on amazon and can't stop laughing! Thanks for that link!
ReplyDeleteDr. Grumpy you've been a very bad boy (those naughty calendars tsk! tsk!) so Mrs. Grumpy will have to send you off fishing with the Deadliest Catch crew. May not see any carp but you'll see lots of crab while freezing your petooties.
ReplyDeleteNote: To Anonymous I am one of those Amazon reviewers and we'd have a field day. LOL!
No bait. I'm guessing they were "noodling."
ReplyDeleteI wonder why one might have an impression the carp might have bypassed pickling, and are actually stuffed, well-placed in the 'lightly' disguised erotica?
ReplyDeleteOnce again, the comments ALMOST exceed the post. They're on your tail, Grumpy!
ReplyDelete"Rod and reel" hehehehehehehehehe
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