Doctor Grumpy in the House

Dr. Grumpy: "Any major illnesses run in your family?" Mr. Heme: "My grandmother once had a blood clot in her nose. It was r...

My cell phone rings. Dr. Grumpy: "This is Dr. Grumpy." Officer Peel: "Hi, doctor, this is Officer Peel, of the Grumpyvil...

Mary: "Dr. Grumpy's office, this is Mary." Mrs. Flush: "Hi, I have an appointment in 20 minutes with Dr. Grumpy, and wo...

Helluva long week.

I'm on the weekend Costco run with Craig. Mrs. Patient: "Hi, Dr. Grumpy!" Dr. Grumpy: "Mrs. Patient. Good to see you...

Swedish marines stationed in Afghanistan re-enact the classic scene from Grease.

Dr. Grumpy: "How have you been doing since the carpal tunnel surgery?" Mr. Wrist: "Great! The numbness is gone. The surgeon...

Mary: "Dr. Grumpy's office, this is Mary." Mrs. Troponin: "I need to make an appointment with Dr. Grumpy." Mary:...

This is an advertisement for: A. The new James Bond flick? Did they fire Daniel Craig? B. That hot new cologne, eu d'Charcot. ...

Mr. Barone: "My symptoms all get worse around 8:30.” Dr. Grumpy: "Didn't we talk about this at your last visit? I suggested ...

On Saturday night I was at the nurses station, writing a note. A demented elderly man kept calling for his daughter, (who'd gone home fo...

"I'm so pissed. I paid $80 for this eyelash treatment, and it looks like I'm being attacked by tarantulas."

Thank you for your recent letter asking that I send $75 to remain in your online doctor directory. I'd put its name up here, but I'm...

Mary: "So we can see you this Thursday at 4:00. What's your insurance?" Mr. Ximénez: "Major Illness, Incorporated....