Friday, January 17, 2014

Overheard at the nurses station

"I'm so pissed. I paid $80 for this eyelash treatment, and it looks like I'm being attacked by tarantulas."
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13 comments:

  1. Peter ParkerJanuary 17, 2014 at 9:53 AM

    I find that attractive.

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  2. AnonymousJanuary 17, 2014 at 10:19 AM

    next time she shouldn't order the "attacking trantula" eyelash treatment.

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  3. bunkywiseJanuary 17, 2014 at 10:29 AM

    Huh, sure didn't work that way for me. :-( (notice there are no eyelashes...or eyebrows for that matter!)

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  4. PackerJanuary 17, 2014 at 10:54 AM

    Peter Parker---snort.

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  5. bobbieJanuary 17, 2014 at 1:17 PM

    So did you happen to get a glance at the phenom???

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  6. AnonymousJanuary 17, 2014 at 3:01 PM

    Seriously, Dr. G. I've seen female folks that sport that 'Raggedy Ann' look without any $80 treatment fee. Though, they must use up at least $25 worth of tarantula mascara to effect it! But, someone in the healthcare service industry might be accused of trying to frighten a patient... wearing spider lashes.

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  7. Whelk Lad!January 17, 2014 at 6:15 PM

    "For that much, I expect to look like I'm being attacked by wolverines."

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  8. AnonymousJanuary 17, 2014 at 6:21 PM

    "And not in a good way."

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  9. Officer CynicalJanuary 17, 2014 at 7:12 PM

    I'm sorry, but the hell could you possibly do to eyelashes that cost $80?

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  10. AnonymousJanuary 17, 2014 at 7:29 PM

    "Oh, wait, I AM being attacked by tarantulas. Silly me."

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  11. RehabRNJanuary 17, 2014 at 7:39 PM

    Aw, Grumpy! Maybe you should start selling that eyelash thing at your place.

    Eyes are in your head, you're a neurologist...easy peasy.

    Way better than vitamins! But of course the tarantula comment will not help you get new business. Wolverine might...

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  12. rapnzl rnJanuary 18, 2014 at 2:29 AM

    I'm with Officer C. Would that I HAD $80 for eyelashes. Or makeup (which I would certainly NOT be wearing at work). Or new nursing shoes. WTH?

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  13. Fuzzy ScalpelJanuary 18, 2014 at 10:35 PM

    Hahaha, that's the best analogy I've heard all week.

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So wadda you think?