Monday, January 27, 2014

Saturday afternoon

I'm on the weekend Costco run with Craig.


Mrs. Patient: "Hi, Dr. Grumpy!"

Dr. Grumpy: "Mrs. Patient. Good to see you. Stocking up here, too?"

Mrs. Patient: "Yes, me and my friend Cindy came over to get some things."

Cindy: "This is your neurologist?"

Mrs. Patient: "Yes, it's Dr. Grumpy."

Cindy: "Can you tell me about the vaccination schedule for cats? I was thinking of getting a kitten."

Mrs. Patient: "Dr. Grumpy only treats humans."

Cindy: "Well, he's still a doctor isn't he?"

Craig: "Dad, can I get a pizza sample?"

Dr. Grumpy: "Sure."

Cindy: "You're a doctor and you let your kids eat cheese?"

Mrs. Patient: "Cindy, shut up. I'm sorry, doctor."
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14 comments:

  1. Wendy at Taking the Long Way HomeJanuary 27, 2014 at 7:34 AM

    At least you recognized her. Sometimes random parents will come up to me and start talking about their child and I have no clue who they are...

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  2. bunkywiseJanuary 27, 2014 at 10:21 AM

    Now you've got me thinking about "The Big Lebowski". Just change "Shut up, Donnie" to "Shut up, Cindy." Repeatedly.

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  3. Old RPhJanuary 27, 2014 at 10:21 AM

    PediNP, I'm with you. Most of the time I can't remember names, but I do remember all their meds.

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  4. MurphyJanuary 27, 2014 at 11:08 AM

    At least one of them was normal.

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  5. bobbieJanuary 27, 2014 at 11:19 AM

    You could have told her you only worked on yaks...

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  6. AnonymousJanuary 27, 2014 at 12:06 PM

    cindy was probably just kidding.

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  7. AnonymousJanuary 27, 2014 at 4:32 PM

    Crazy cat ladies are NOT a myth! Had you had more time with her, this would have been confirmed.

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  8. AnonymousJanuary 27, 2014 at 8:23 PM

    Bwa ha ha ha ha . . . .

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  9. McDuckGAJanuary 27, 2014 at 9:09 PM

    Real Doctors treat more than one species! : )

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  10. RehabRNJanuary 27, 2014 at 9:23 PM

    Love it! I read it to Dahey and so he said tell Craig only the good doctors have their patients' goofy friends find them while out in public with their kids.

    Dahey was one of the doctor's kids once himself.

    Only his father answered questions about dogs, because he was a longtime dog lover.

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  11. Entre NousJanuary 27, 2014 at 9:45 PM

    Bawhahahahahahaha

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  12. AnonymousJanuary 28, 2014 at 8:31 AM

    I have to ask - what is wrong with cheese?

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  13. AnonymousJanuary 29, 2014 at 1:29 AM

    Hah, the rare turn about from us vets hearing "hey, could you look at this on me while I'm here?"

    I didn't think that would actually happen, but I suppose there's always someone...

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  14. PackerJanuary 29, 2014 at 3:30 PM

    Grazing the Costco on a Saturday afternoon , quality family time. I had some mighty fine pierogies last week.

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So wadda you think?