Doctor Grumpy in the House

Patient quote of the day: "I don't want to take a pill just to take it. Because I'll be "taking it" taking it, when...

Times are tough for doctors these days. No one gives a shit, so I'm not elaborating further. But even big institutions are affected. T...

May 29, 1914 If you read the popular stuff, you'd think there were only 3 major shipwrecks of the 20th century: Titanic, Lusit...

How impressed can you be with a medical practice management company that obscures their own contact information on a fax advertising their s...

Capt. John P. Cromwell, USN, 1901-1943 John Cromwell was born in Illinois, but his heart took him from the midwest to the ocean. He gra...

Ms. Crappystaff: "Dr. Imed's office." Dr. Grumpy: "Hi, it's Dr. Grumpy. You guys referred Mrs. Brain to me for an...

This is from a form on a patient's ability to do the following at work. It was the last one that caught my attention.

Dr. Grumpy: "What brings you in today?" Mrs. Mom: "I'm worried about my son. I think he drinks too much, and I know it&...

Mrs. Papers: "Here's my background information." Dr. Grumpy: ( looking it over ): "Okay... What's this say about yo...

A friend recently suggested I try Cleverbot . She figured that since my life has reached a point where I routinely talk to Siri, I might as ...

Wild-eyed lady runs in, stands at counter, loudly bangs pen on sign-in clipboard. Mary: "Can I help you?" Mrs. Wild: "MY ...

I'd like to offer a remembrance for David A. Johnston (1949-1980, age 30). He died 33 years ago today in the service of his country and ...

In case you live under a rock, the BEST news story of the week didn't involve murder (unless you consider a reputation), terrorist attac...

So. A guy shows up at 9:30 with a lady. She signs in on Pissy's sheet, and they sit down next to each other. After a few minutes Pissy...