Mrs. Papers: "Here's my background information."
Dr. Grumpy: (looking it over): "Okay... What's this say about your sister?"
Mrs. Papers: (leans over desk) "Let me see. Looks like it says 'Sister in NH'."
Dr. Grumpy: "What does 'NH' mean? Nursing home? New Hampshire?"
Mrs. Papers: "I don't remember. Could be either, or both. It's been years since I typed that up."
As a former New Englander, could be either. Of course, I used to be a "Masshole" at one time, too. (you in other parts of the country have to know there is great rivalry between all the New England states.)
ReplyDeleteDo nursing homes in New Hampshire let you live free or die?
ReplyDeleteReal close family!
ReplyDelete(Anonymous, I love your "live free or die" comment.)
Live Free or Die is the NH state motto. It also appears on their license plate.
ReplyDeleteWho makes license plates???
The state prisoners make the license plates!
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ReplyDeleteExactly!
GOOD DEMENTIA PATIENTS PLAN AHEAD
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