Doctor Grumpy in the House

Miss Lodestone: "Doctor, our new MRI exposes patients to 75% less X-ray radiation than the previous generation of scanners." Dr....

Annie: "Dr. Grumpy's office, this is Annie." Mrs. Poppy: "Hi, I need to pick up my Percocet prescription for the month....

Mr. Migraine: "I think I've figured out why I'm having headaches." Dr. Grumpy: "What's that?" Mr. Migrai...

Like most docs, Pissy and I have anatomy models lying around that we use to explain things to patients. Last week, while putting the cervica...

This picture was featured in a mailing I received. It's for a CME program on Parkinson's disease. It is, I swear, a DVD of 4 neurol...

Dr. Grumpy: "Did either of your parents have any major illnesses?" Mrs. Clueless: "I don't know. They were both adopted...

Dr. Grumpy: "What can I do for you?" Mr. THC: "Well, a friend and I were smoking marijuana a few weeks ago, and I mean a lo...

"Wirth-Liss pharmaceuticals has an outstanding legacy of unparalleled neurological achievement, and I want to personally partner with ...

I'd like to thank the local pharmacy that faxed this note to my office last night.

On this day in history, Nazi Germany launched it's only successful invasion of North America. Sort of... Winnipeg, in the Canadian pro...

You've won $75,000 in the state lottery! To celebrate, you: A. Go out to dinner, then pay off some bills. B. Go on a cruise (prefera...

Act I: Tuesday, February 5th. Mary: "Dr. Grumpy's office, this is Mary." Ms. Frantic: "I need to get in right away! T...

At the hospital last week I saw a 20-something guy for a head injury. He had a fight with his girlfriend outside a restaurant and said he wa...

Wednesday night I was doing a survey about drug reps, and one of the questions asked where I encounter them: I must say, I LOVE the cor...