Monday, February 18, 2013

Today's pop quiz

You've won $75,000 in the state lottery! To celebrate, you:

A. Go out to dinner, then pay off some bills.

B. Go on a cruise (preferably one with working toilets).

C. Buy that Prius you've had your eye on for years.

D. Buy some meth, marijuana, and bongs, then blow up your house.
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15 comments:

  1. SharonFebruary 18, 2013 at 4:03 PM

    #4 -- but without the house blowing up stuff.

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  2. D.February 18, 2013 at 4:22 PM

    Butane...torches. To light the bong.

    In my day, we used lighters. Matches in a pinch.

    Those guys are too foolish to be on my lawn.

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  3. Jeff SpicoliFebruary 18, 2013 at 4:24 PM

    Awesome party, dude!

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  4. AnonymousFebruary 18, 2013 at 4:26 PM

    Wait a minute, I drive a Prius and I'm pretty sure I didn't pay $75,000 for it!

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  5. brentFebruary 18, 2013 at 5:59 PM

    E: purchase the book "Increase your IQ by 50 points or no money back."

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  6. AnonymousFebruary 18, 2013 at 7:01 PM

    E. Buy a vaporizer.

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  7. AnonymousFebruary 18, 2013 at 7:08 PM

    You haven't really lived until you've bonged through hydrazine.

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  8. AnonymousFebruary 18, 2013 at 8:03 PM

    Geesh! Some guys have all the luck!

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  9. PackerFebruary 19, 2013 at 10:10 AM

    Some people have all the luck.

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  10. AnonymousFebruary 19, 2013 at 10:38 AM

    dang, so close to a darwin award.

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  11. Ms. DonnaFebruary 19, 2013 at 12:25 PM

    No, Father Darwin did not bag this one . . . yet. My own vote is for A-C, but if the toilets stopped working, I would arrange for a private helicopter (with working loos) to pick me up!

    Such are the perks of money.

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  12. AnonymousFebruary 19, 2013 at 1:21 PM

    Wow, it's like a real life version of 'My Name is Earl'!

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  13. AnonymousFebruary 19, 2013 at 1:22 PM

    I THINK EVERY STATE LOTTERY SHOULD ALL HAVE CLAUSE = IF YOU ARE FELON WITH CONVICTION, OR PENDING CHARGES, THAT HAS CAUSED COST TO SOCIETY (YUP, JAIL TIME), AND /OR VICTIM, THEN ANY LOTTERY MONIES CAN GO INTO "PAY BACK SOCIETY" AND "VICTIM FUND".

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  14. JaxxyFebruary 20, 2013 at 4:43 PM

    E. Buy a super fancy pony and name him Rupert

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  15. AnonymousMarch 14, 2013 at 12:37 PM

    I THINK EVERY STATE LOTTERY SHOULD ALL HAVE CLAUSE = IF YOU ARE FELON WITH CONVICTION, OR PENDING CHARGES, THAT HAS CAUSED COST TO SOCIETY (YUP, JAIL TIME), AND /OR VICTIM, THEN ANY LOTTERY MONIES CAN GO INTO "PAY BACK SOCIETY" AND "VICTIM FUND".

    yeah....just because someone has committed a crime when they were 18 does not mean they shouldn't be able to accept winnings when they are a lawyer who likes to gamble on occasion in his late 40's and has not committed a crime since. records should not follow someone for the rest of their life. kids do stupid things!

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So wadda you think?