Doctor Grumpy in the House

While I generally don't promote artists other than myself (trust me, medicine is an art more than a science) sometimes I simply MUST do ...

Thanks for your recent refill request on Ms. Andrews. I've signed and faxed it back. I'm used to seeing notes on these things (usual...

"No, Reverend, it's perfectly normal to be hanging curtains in your vegetable pantry while buck naked ." Thank you, Steve!

Every March Mr. Patient needs me to re-file paperwork so he can get his medication for another year. This year, pissed off at the endless fo...

Yesterday I left my car at Local Automotive for an oil change. Toward late afternoon I asked Mary to call and see if it was ready. It wasn...

'"Hi, this is Mrs. Triptan, and I see Dr. Grumpy for migraines. My daughter also gets migraines, so I give her my Painbegone pills...

Dr. Grumpy: "So I'm going to check an MRI and EEG, and I'll be back to see you after we have the results. Any questions?" ...

Quick! What is It? Looks like a soap dispenser, huh? WRONG! It's actually a battery-powered shower-cleaning device that sprays foaming ...

It was the mid-70's, and I was 10 years old, in the 5th grade. Some friends and I were hanging out in the school library, and noticed a ...

The orthopedic surgeon who occasionally rents office space from Pissy & I has this ortho tech named Larry. Larry looks like a character ...

Dr. Grumpy: "This is Dr. Grumpy, returning a page." Dr. Launchpad: "Yeah, I'm the hospitalist working today, and I consul...

The aside : a good reason to turn off the microphone when dictating. (click to enlarge) Thank you, Gary (who claims his partner did this- ye...

The dreaded A-word has now come to the medical field. Yes, we now have artisanal control cardiac catheters, for all your heartfelt needs. Wi...

Tap, tap, tap Dr. Grumpy: "Mmmmph... What time is it? What's up, Craig?" Craig: "I can't sleep." Dr. Grumpy: ...