Doctor Grumpy in the House

"It's not MY fault he had a heart attack! I've got things to do! "

Dr. Grumpy: "Hi, this is Dr. Grumpy, returning a page." RalPh: "Hi, this is RalPh, the pharmacist over at local grocery. I...

Dr. Grumpy: "What were the pills?" Mr. Skin: "I don't know. A friend brought them back from Argentina." Dr. Grumpy: ...

My Dad recently converted a bunch of 1950's home movies of he and my mom to digital, and I was showing them to the kids last night. Mar...

I've got a junkie over in the ICU, who overdosed on a bunch of stuff yesterday. She was on a ventilator (a breathing machine) this morn...

Okay, while I don't know Mathew Ho and Asad Muhammad, I have to respect what they did. This pair of 17-year old guys, who live in Toront...

Yet another reminder that crime doesn't pay. Thank you, Lee!

Mrs. Colostrum: "It's a burning pain on one side of my head. It's like... Doctor, you know what it feels like when you've ...

There's nothing quite as manly as testosterone. Especially when you're rubbing it into your smelly armpits. So does anyone else out ...

Dr. Grumpy: "How are things going?" Mrs. Xanax: "It's very stressful. My sister and I aren't speaking to each other r...

I, Dr. Grumpy, am not a cannibal. I have never been a cannibal, nor do I have any interest in being a cannibal. In Oklahoma, however, an ele...

I recently got a pile of medical records from Dr. Downthestreet, which featured these notes on the bottom of a 4-page lab report.

Mr. Gregory: "Today is the 24th. Doctor, do you realize what that means?" Dr. Grumpy: "Um, no?" Mr. Gregory: "It...

A large part of a medical career is spent half awake in a darkened auditorium. It starts in medical school with classes. During the 3rd ...