Doctor Grumpy in the House

In the mail today was a letter from one of my patient's lawyers. The letterhead gave me the giggles. While you quickly realize all the w...

I was seeing a new patient, and as usual had a can of Diet Coke on my desk. Yesterday afternoon, for variety, it was the kind with lime. Mr...

"I have an excellent sense of smell. I can especially smell vanilla. My husband and I once measured it, and found I can smell an open ...

Yes, folks, Christmakuh, Kwanzaa, Festivus, and Solstice are fast approaching, and it's time for (drumroll please...) The Dr. Grumpy...

Dr. Grumpy: "This is Dr. Grumpy, returning a page." Mr. Tech: "Yeah, I'm calling from Local Lab about your patient, Hugh...

Earlier this week Mrs. Grumpy was reading your November issue for Thanksgiving ideas. As she looked through the pages she came across your i...

So Mrs. Grumpy and I enjoyed our day off by (drumroll please)... TAKING A NAP! (I know, we're a wild and crazy pair) During my nap, I d...

Dr. Grumpy: "This is Dr. Grumpy, returning a page." Mr. Phone: "Hi, I had an appointment with you last month, and I need to c...

This is Mrs. Grumpy, writing for Thanksgiving. When I was 5, my family lived in Massachusetts. My dad was a graduate student at the time, my...

"Hi, Dr. Grumpy. It's good to see you. Thank you for signing for samples. I hope you've been doing okay. How are your kids? My...

Ghost ships are the stuff of legends and Halloween stories. But some ghosts are real... The S.S. Baychimo The Baychimo was a small,...

So many people these days give up too easily. They try something once, it doesn't work, and so they don't bother to do it again. It ...

Mr. Old: "I can't run as fast. I play tennis 5 days a week, and my serve isn't as strong as it was years ago." Dr. Grump...

Dr. Grumpy: "Are you on any medications?" Mr. Farmdee: "No. I only take supplements that I get from my other doctor." Dr...