Let's talk about Genital and Urological (GU) cancers.
1. I don't treat them. I'm a neurologist. Not my end of the body. So how I got on a mailing list for them is beyond me.
2. If you were, say, a marketing person trying to get people to think of genital & urological cancers, what kind of image would you choose? Some sort of artistically non-smutty cartoon of a person's nether regions? A generic pic of a doctor looking at an MRI film? If the conference were in San Diego perhaps an image of a sunset on a beach?
Or maybe you'd just do this:
I don't know about you guys, but pretty much nothing makes me think of genital & urological cancer more than a big bowl of guacamole. At lease, that's the image that will be stuck in my mind for a while, and Mrs. Grumpy will wonder why I'm suddenly avoiding our favorite Mexican restaurant, La Casa DeMentia.
Personally, I think they should try to coordinate the meeting so it occurs at the same place and time as the Sarcoma Academy Lectures in Surgical Advances, along with a gathering of the California HIghway Patrol.
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My stupid brothers let Zeppo join their act. They even had Gummo for a while. But that's just because they weren't threatening the way I was. They knew that if I were there I'd blow them all away with my talent, and that scared them. Anyway, is it my fault that I was our mother's favorite?
"With special keynote speakers Fozzie Bear and Pac-Man!"
Another AI screw up
Still not as bad as that time the New York Times published a recipe for guacamole with peas.
Just wait until you see the "deep dish pizza" image they have planned for when they hold the meeting in Chicago.
Just wait until you see the "cheesesteak" image they have planned for when they hold the meeting in Philadelphia.
Just wait until you see the "Coney Island wiener" image they have planned for when they hold the meeting in Detroit.
Given that it's in San Diego, maybe they should have had an image of a fish taco?
Just wait until you see the "Juicy Lucy" image they have planned for when they hold the meeting in Minneapolis.
Just wait until you see the "currywurst" image they have planned for when they hold the meeting in Berlin.
Shessh Doctor. Your daughter is old enough to be a mother and you're still so inmature?
TBF that's kind of a cool "icon" for GUACO. Also side note, I now refer to memory care as Casa De Mentia because of you and every time I use it people laugh; they love it!
Just wait until you see the "geoduck" image they have planned for when they hold the meeting in Seattle.
Just wait until you see the "super-size Mission-style burrito" image they have planned for when they hold the meeting in San Francisco.
Just wait until you see the "sushi" image they have planned for when they hold the meeting in Tokyo.
Reminds me of the time that a local hospital was promoting and reminding women to get their pap smears for cervical health awareness week. The marketing people published an MRI image of a lateral C-spine as part of the campaign.
Just wait until you see the "Spotted Dick" image they have planned for when they hold the meeting in London.
Anon@255 Hey, those words both start with "c". That's close enough for marketing. I bet marketing uses a pizza image for prostate cancer.
My late mother was over 80 when she passed. She was getting catalogs at my place in a state she had never lived in. For childrens' shoes. There must be some marketing logic that I can't understand.
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