Dr. Grumpy: "Did you have any other questions?"
Ms. Shiny: "Yes," (she opens her briefcase) "Can I offer you a copy of the Bible?"
Dr.. Grumpy: "Uh, no thank you."
Ms. Shiny: "I have both old and new testament, or both?"
Dr. Grumpy: "That's okay, let me bring you up front."
Ms. Shiny: "How about a copy of The Watchtower?"
Dr. Grumpy: "Uh, no."
Ms. Shiny: "How about a Quran? I have one in here, somewhere."
Dr. Grumpy: "No."
Ms. Shiny: "Um, let me see, Book of Mormon?"
Dr. Grumpy: "No, thank you. My next patient is waiting, so..."
Ms. Shiny: "Bhagavad Gita?"
