Saturday, March 1, 2025

"Surely you can't be serious."

I'm in a Zoom meeting and the screen keeps locking up.

Dr. Grumpy: "Are you guys having problems? My office wifi sucks."

Mr. Rumack: "Yeah, why don't you just switch to audio and call my direct 800 number."

Dr. Grumpy: "That's fine, what is it?"

Mr. Rumack: "Uh, an 800 number is a long-distance line that lets you dial in at no charge."



4 comments:

Anonymous said...

"But that's not important right now."

John Woolman said...

Rumack is obviously a lawyer - he gives a totally accurate reply that contains no useful information whatsoever. I bet he has an astronomically high rate per minute…

Lola said...

... but that's not important right now
(Airplane fans of a certain age)

Anonymous said...

Looks like he picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.

 
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