I'm in a Zoom meeting and the screen keeps locking up.
Dr. Grumpy: "Are you guys having problems? My office wifi sucks."
Mr. Rumack: "Yeah, why don't you just switch to audio and call my direct 800 number."
Dr. Grumpy: "That's fine, what is it?"
Mr. Rumack: "Uh, an 800 number is a long-distance line that lets you dial in at no charge."
