Dr. Grumpy: "Are you allergic to any medications?"
Mrs. Leavening: "Yeah, I don't know what it's called, but there's something they put in bread that makes me fat."
Monday, October 7, 2024
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Cast of Characters:
Annie: My Phenomenal MA
Mary: My Awesome Secretary
Ed: The office fish
Dr. Pissy: The guy I share an office with
Mrs. Grumpy: My Boss (also the world's greatest school nurse)
Frank, Craig, and Marie: The Grumpy Tribe
Garlic and Riley: The Grumpy Dogs
Questions? Comments? Biting sarcasm? Write to: pagingdrgrumpy [at] gmail [dot] com
Note: I do not answer medical questions. If you are having a medical issue, see your own doctor. For all you know I'm really a Mongolian yak herder and have no medical training at all except in issues regarding the care and feeding of Mongolian yaks.
7 comments:
It's called a Dagwood
"That's why I always order my sandwiches with Benadryl. And a bunch of ranch dressing to cover up the bitter taste."
"And we all know who 'they' are..."
It's a drug called "Cipmezo" that Novo Nordisk puts into our food to make us fat, so they can sell more Ozempic.
Nothing so complex, it is called “bread” with butter as an adjuvant.
You lost me around the medication’s and the bread I kind of got sidetracked. Allergic to medicines And getting fat from eating bread. I think you might be thinking of gluten, but that doesn’t make it because there’s no such thing as a gluten allergy. We all know that oh well, next time.
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