Monday, October 7, 2024

Okay

Dr. Grumpy: "Are you allergic to any medications?"

Mrs. Leavening: "Yeah, I don't know what it's called, but there's something they put in bread that makes me fat."

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  1. It's called a Dagwood

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  2. "That's why I always order my sandwiches with Benadryl. And a bunch of ranch dressing to cover up the bitter taste."

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  3. "And we all know who 'they' are..."

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  4. It's a drug called "Cipmezo" that Novo Nordisk puts into our food to make us fat, so they can sell more Ozempic.

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  5. Nothing so complex, it is called “bread” with butter as an adjuvant.

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  6. You lost me around the medication’s and the bread I kind of got sidetracked. Allergic to medicines And getting fat from eating bread. I think you might be thinking of gluten, but that doesn’t make it because there’s no such thing as a gluten allergy. We all know that oh well, next time.

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So wadda you think?