"I have insomnia, but it's only a problem when I'm trying to sleep."
Friday, February 9, 2024
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A Blog detailing the insanity of my medical practice and the stupidity of everyday life.
Welcome to my whining!
This blog is entirely for entertainment purposes. All posts about patients, or my everyday life, or anything else may be fictional, or be my experience, or were submitted by a reader, or any combination of the above. Factual statements may or may not be accurate. I could be making all this up. I may not even be a doctor. The only true statement on here is that I probably drink more Diet Coke than you do. A lot more.
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Cast of Characters:
Annie: My Phenomenal MA
Mary: My Awesome Secretary
Ed: The office fish
Dr. Pissy: The guy I share an office with
Mrs. Grumpy: My Boss (also the world's greatest school nurse)
Frank, Craig, and Marie: The Grumpy Tribe
Garlic and Onion: The Grumpy Dogs
Questions? Comments? Biting sarcasm? Write to: pagingdrgrumpy [at] gmail [dot] com
Note: I do not answer medical questions. If you are having a medical issue, see your own doctor. For all you know I'm really a Mongolian yak herder and have no medical training at all except in issues regarding the care and feeding of Mongolian yaks.
Cast of Characters:
Annie: My Phenomenal MA
Mary: My Awesome Secretary
Ed: The office fish
Dr. Pissy: The guy I share an office with
Mrs. Grumpy: My Boss (also the world's greatest school nurse)
Frank, Craig, and Marie: The Grumpy Tribe
Garlic and Onion: The Grumpy Dogs
Questions? Comments? Biting sarcasm? Write to: pagingdrgrumpy [at] gmail [dot] com
Note: I do not answer medical questions. If you are having a medical issue, see your own doctor. For all you know I'm really a Mongolian yak herder and have no medical training at all except in issues regarding the care and feeding of Mongolian yaks.
8 comments:
"So why not take a more positive attitude? Instead of concentrating on the 8 hours a day that it's a problem, concentrate on the 16 hours a day that it's not!"
"My college years were hell! Have you ever stayed awake through an entire lecture? Now imagine having to do that every day!"
"I went to the opera the other night, and I thought I was going to die."
"I'm in serious danger of getting fired from my job at the DMV."
A perfect example of the aphorism - “listen to the patient, (s)he’s telling you the diagnosis”!
Yes, a problem when you are trying to sleep. If you are trying to stay awake, the problem is narcolepsy.
What's the problem here? They have a hard time falling asleep but once they're asleep they sleep well enough.
Happens to me a lot. Can't fall sleep at night, but put me in a meeting and it's snooze-city!
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