My 11:00 patient, while we were talking at my desk, took cans of Red Bull and beer from his backpack, mixed them together in an empty water bottle, and is drinking it.
Friday, September 29, 2023
Stayin' Alive
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A Blog detailing the insanity of my medical practice and the stupidity of everyday life.
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Note: I do not answer medical questions. If you are having a medical issue, see your own doctor. For all you know I'm really a Mongolian yak herder and have no medical training at all except in issues regarding the care and feeding of Mongolian yaks.
Cast of Characters:
Annie: My Phenomenal MA
Mary: My Awesome Secretary
Ed: The office fish
Dr. Pissy: The guy I share an office with
Mrs. Grumpy: My Boss (also the world's greatest school nurse)
Frank, Craig, and Marie: The Grumpy Tribe
Garlic and Riley: The Grumpy Dogs
Questions? Comments? Biting sarcasm? Write to: pagingdrgrumpy [at] gmail [dot] com
Note: I do not answer medical questions. If you are having a medical issue, see your own doctor. For all you know I'm really a Mongolian yak herder and have no medical training at all except in issues regarding the care and feeding of Mongolian yaks.
10 comments:
"I don't switch to Red Bull and vodka until after noon."
Did he offer you any???
Ha!
Ha!Ha!
Ha!Ha!Ha!
My Heavenly days. You lead an interesting life, you know that?
Just contemplating this is cracking me up. Covid cure or preparing for a long drive.
So damn crazy that I am going to try it tonight, I will promptly report results
"The commercial says it gives you wings, but I figured it would be a good idea to drink it with a doctor nearby, just in case there are any complications. Can't be too careful. The beer is a muscle relaxant. I don't suppose you have any peanuts? I may need some extra salt and protein."
You haven't really lived until you've taken a 1961 Château Cheval Blanc and mixed it with a kiwi-strawberry Monster Energy Drink.
"So, Doc, what do you think is causing these blackout spells?"
Couple that with a motor bike and whatever he was seeing you for and it is yet another newish way to die…
"I call this drink a 'Wall Street,' because it's a bull and a beer. Get it? ..... Wait, what? .... Okay, never mind."
Did you counter with a Diet Coke?
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