I ordered a cheap pedometer last week after my old one broke. This was the product description.
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Note: I do not answer medical questions. If you are having a medical issue, see your own doctor. For all you know I'm really a Mongolian yak herder and have no medical training at all except in issues regarding the care and feeding of Mongolian yaks.
Cast of Characters:
Annie: My Phenomenal MA
Mary: My Awesome Secretary
Ed: The office fish
Dr. Pissy: The guy I share an office with
Mrs. Grumpy: My Boss (also the world's greatest school nurse)
Frank, Craig, and Marie: The Grumpy Tribe
Garlic and Riley: The Grumpy Dogs
Questions? Comments? Biting sarcasm? Write to: pagingdrgrumpy [at] gmail [dot] com
Note: I do not answer medical questions. If you are having a medical issue, see your own doctor. For all you know I'm really a Mongolian yak herder and have no medical training at all except in issues regarding the care and feeding of Mongolian yaks.
12 comments:
I dread to think how the package insert would read if the company also made disposable speculums. (Or should that be specula…)
It's the conga line cake method.
Buy the Ronco Pedometer (As seen on TV!)! It slices, it dices, it counts your steps. It even Bakes and Decorates your Birthday Cakes!!!!! Call 1-888-555-CAKE to get your Ronco Pedometer TODAY!!!! Only 9 equal payments of $5.59. Supplies are limited, so CALL NOW!
(not responsible for injury due to foreign material in baked goods or cardiovascular disease due to inadequate exercise from malfunctioning product)
"Mommy, when do I get my birthday cake?"
"It's not ready yet. Now go back to the party and tell your friends they need to do 10,000 more steps."
"Why does this cake taste like farts?"
Side hustle
Why does this cake have a Nike swoosh on it?
Cutting and pasting gone wrong. Either that or very bad translation software.
It's a cakewalk.
You are probably not aware that an iPhone app can measure your steps, eliminating the need for a pedometer, saving your money which you can spend down at the bakery on your own
If the recipe was for wine, I could understand the cross reference....
I like the line which seems to state that the dimensions of it depend on who is holding it. Is it like little ol' 5 foot me (and getting shorter by the year) so that anyone as tall as my son 5'8' seems like a giant and conversely getting taller every year? Like if a leprechaun was holding it would it seem larger, or if the Jolly Green Giant holds it, it seems smaller?
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