Dr. Grumpy: "Any major illnesses run in your family?"
Ms. Dna: "Cancer, high blood pressure, type-2 diabetes... wait, do you mean in my family?"
Dr. Grumpy: "Uh, yeah."
Ms. Dna: "Oh, never mind then. They're all pretty healthy."
Monday, January 9, 2023
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Dr. Grumpy: "OK, good. NOW you can tell me about everyone else's families."
"Unless they fuck with a made man, and then they get clipped, of course. That's the family you're talking about, right?"
"Once you look at my kingdom, phylum, class, and order, though, it gets a little more complicated."
Could she have been originally talking about family that isn't blood relatives?
"Especially our leader, Charlie."
The customers at Olive Garden.
...but my husband's family is a mess.
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