Doing some reading over the weekend, and came across this pic. I'm opening up the floor for caption ideas. Mine is under it.
“Pinch me again and you’ll need dental work”
Monday, December 5, 2022
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A Blog detailing the insanity of my medical practice and the stupidity of everyday life.
Welcome to my whining!
This blog is entirely for entertainment purposes. All posts about patients, or my everyday life, or anything else may be fictional, or be my experience, or were submitted by a reader, or any combination of the above. Factual statements may or may not be accurate. I could be making all this up. I may not even be a doctor. The only true statement on here is that I probably drink more Diet Coke than you do. A lot more.
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Cast of Characters:
Annie: My Phenomenal MA
Mary: My Awesome Secretary
Ed: The office fish
Dr. Pissy: The guy I share an office with
Mrs. Grumpy: My Boss (also the world's greatest school nurse)
Frank, Craig, and Marie: The Grumpy Tribe
Garlic and Riley: The Grumpy Dogs
Questions? Comments? Biting sarcasm? Write to: pagingdrgrumpy [at] gmail [dot] com
Note: I do not answer medical questions. If you are having a medical issue, see your own doctor. For all you know I'm really a Mongolian yak herder and have no medical training at all except in issues regarding the care and feeding of Mongolian yaks.
Cast of Characters:
Annie: My Phenomenal MA
Mary: My Awesome Secretary
Ed: The office fish
Dr. Pissy: The guy I share an office with
Mrs. Grumpy: My Boss (also the world's greatest school nurse)
Frank, Craig, and Marie: The Grumpy Tribe
Garlic and Riley: The Grumpy Dogs
Questions? Comments? Biting sarcasm? Write to: pagingdrgrumpy [at] gmail [dot] com
Note: I do not answer medical questions. If you are having a medical issue, see your own doctor. For all you know I'm really a Mongolian yak herder and have no medical training at all except in issues regarding the care and feeding of Mongolian yaks.
13 comments:
“You can't block lymphocyte migration by just squeezing them…”
"It's a classical music playlist. Never mind where I got it."
"No, I don't have any KLeenex. You'll just have to hold on to that booger until the coffee break."
"What else did they say the session on the Vulcan nerve pinch?"
"I sympathize with your problem, but I don't think those pills they advertise in spam emails do anything."
"Steve... what are you doing with your other hand?"
They expect me to use that type of percussion hammer....
I don't care what you think, he who smelt it dealt it.
"I don't know whose pubic hair that is, but it's definitely not mine."
"No, I'm not trading you any of my imaginary coke for a hit from your imaginary joint."
"Okay, so once you've located the clitoris, the next thing you do is..."
"Okay, so I put a pinch of Skoal between my cheek and gum. Then what do I do?"
"That ring was right here, where I'm pointing, and now you're wearing one that looks JUST like it. Do I need to go on?"
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