"Well, @NAME@, I've looked at your test results, and you have @DISEASE@. Here's a prescription for @MEDICATION@. I'd like to see you again in two @TIME UNIT@s, so make an appointment with @SECRETARY@ on your way @PREPOSITION@."
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"Well, @NAME@, I've looked at your test results, and you have @DISEASE@. Here's a prescription for @MEDICATION@. I'd like to see you again in two @TIME UNIT@s, so make an appointment with @SECRETARY@ on your way @PREPOSITION@."
General error (R6000); Merge data is missing (R6001)
404 file not found.
But 404 is an Atlanta Area Code... so maybe look there?
Dr No? No! It's not Name, it's Edamame. Absolutely not, Mr Edamame. NO NO NO!
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