Monday, October 24, 2022

Modern technology

Mr. Galliform: "Annie asked me to type up my concerns and bring them in before my wife's visit."

Hands me a paper.

Dr. Grumpy: "Thank you, let me see. So sleep has been an issue?"

Mr. Galliform: "Yeah, she's often up pacing the hall and mumbling."

Dr. Grumpy: "Is she still driving?"

Mr. Galliform: "Yes, and I'd like you to discuss it with her, she's had all kinds of problems, and I think she needs to stop. I wrote some of that down towards the bottom."

Dr. Grumpy: "Oh, okay... she WHAT?"

Mr. Galliform: "Um, she's still driving, and it's causing problems."

Dr. Grumpy: "NO! Here, you wrote 'she frequently locks turkeys in the car'! When did that start? Why turkeys? That's a new one to me."

Mr. Galliform: "WHAT? Let me see... Oh, that must be autocorrect, it should say 'she frequently locks her keys in the car.'"


Mr. Galliform: "I have to admit, your version is more interesting."

Dr. Grumpy: "I bet."


Bedřich Fuzzybank said...

Stupid motherlocking autocorrect.

Loren Pechtel said...

I think that's more likely speech to text than autocorrupt.

Packer said...

I learned a long time ago always carry two sets of keys. Hey we took his keys away where is the car, ha ha ha ha ha. They think they’re so freaking smart. They get up mighty early in the morning to get over on me. I’m wide awake at night pacing the floors thinking of how I’m going to outsmart them every single day.

BobF said...

And you thought that stuff goes on only in patient charts?

Unknown said...

Gobbledegook indeed! Turkeys locked in a car would definitely upset most people.

Ms. Donna said...

Oh, poor man. The first gates of Hell have opened.

Anonymous said...

I thought that's where the turkeys go? After all, he drove to get to the appointment, right?

Anonymous said...

Because ostriches are too difficult to deal with.

Anonymous said...

It's part of her paleo diet plan.

Anonymous said...

"Ever since her last turkey ran away, she's had abandonment issues."

Anonymous said...

"it works much better than a car alarm."

Anonymous said...

"That way, if she gets pulled over, the cops will be too distracted to look in the trunk."

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