Monday, October 18, 2021

Random pictures

 Okay, time to put up some stuff you guys have sent in.


First is this pizza place. I can only assume the owner isn't familiar with idioms. Either that or he's trying to keep the place empty.

 




Next, from the "nudge nudge, wink wink" department:


"Only $32? Is that at the same time?"



One reader wants to know why the Slurpee looks like the poop emoji.

 




Another says this beauty salon couldn't look more disreputable if it tried:

 


 

 

And lastly, a reader says he ordered a brisket sandwich with onions, and wished they'd abbreviated it differently.




13 comments:

Andy Syms said...

At least this is better than Gordon Ramsay's previous attempt at a restaurant name of Foxtrot Oscar...

https://www.gordonramsayrestaurants.com/street-pizza/bread-street-kitchen/

Loren Pechtel said...

What am I missing about the abbreviation?

Anonymous said...

The Street Pizza cafe was started during the pandemic to enable customers to social distance. I believe it's in NY

Anonymous said...

The idea being to make the baby cry even more?

Anonymous said...

Nail is in the eye of the beholder.

Anonymous said...

Are they rhinestone cowboys?

Anonymous said...

The choice of a new defecation.

The Immortal Jinotega said...

That's nothing. Try the bris with sriracha.

Iknowyou said...

Bris is the Jewish ceremony where a baby is circumcised.

Anonymous said...

Guiliani once did a press conference in front of that nail place.

Anonymous said...

When you start to smell the onions cooking, you know that your space laser has cut all the way through the foreskin and it's time to stop.

Anonymous said...

All very confusing.

Anonymous said...

Helpless hapless guffawing ... the kind where it's the only sound in the study lounge where I'm supposed to be finishing a C.E. on rheumatoid arthritis since I checked out a study room in an effort to complete required W.B.Ts on bedbugs, workplace bullying, fire safety, and HIPAA compliance by Friday ... and doing everything I can to get to that frenzied mental plateau of "I learn better under pressure".

 
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