“Sorry if my speech is slurred, doc. I was really nervous about the appointment so I took 2 Vicodin and some marijuana gummies while I was driving over."
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Note: I do not answer medical questions. If you are having a medical issue, see your own doctor. For all you know I'm really a Mongolian yak herder and have no medical training at all except in issues regarding the care and feeding of Mongolian yaks.
Cast of Characters:
Annie: My Phenomenal MA
Mary: My Awesome Secretary
Ed: The office fish
Dr. Pissy: The guy I share an office with
Mrs. Grumpy: My Boss (also the world's greatest school nurse)
Frank, Craig, and Marie: The Grumpy Tribe
Garlic and Riley: The Grumpy Dogs
Questions? Comments? Biting sarcasm? Write to: pagingdrgrumpy [at] gmail [dot] com
Note: I do not answer medical questions. If you are having a medical issue, see your own doctor. For all you know I'm really a Mongolian yak herder and have no medical training at all except in issues regarding the care and feeding of Mongolian yaks.
13 comments:
To which you replied that's ok I was a little tired this morning so I did a couple lines of cocaine and now I'm good.
... but I'm shhure the gummieshh will melt shhoon and I will be able to open my moushhh again. I hope.
"If you were watching 'The Rise of Skywalker' on your phone, you'd also need something to help you get through it."
"Whenever i go to the doctor, I'm always afraid that I'm going to be judged for my drug use and unsafe driving practices. This helps me cope."
"And what's the deal with those childproof Vicodin bottles, anyway? It took me both hands to open it, which was a real pain while I was going 75 on the freeway."
At the end of the appointment who called Uber? I guess it’s just not only me who wants to leave and move to the Yukon Territory what is happening in our world
I hear the moose are quite friendly.
I'm so glad that I can work from home. I do not want to share the road with these guys. Ever.
Sounds like someone that has to study for a TB test.
"I'm not even sure why I was so nervous. Probably the shrooms."
"Of course, I'll probably need a little more later, before I scrub in for surgery."
"So anyway, I wanted to see you about my memory issues and my hand/eye coordination"
What is your protocol for dealing with a patient who drives himself to the office and is found to be unfit to drive safely or legally? That must come up fairly often in neurology.
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