Okay, time to hit the mailbag for stuff you guys have sent in.
First is this, seen at a grocery store:
I mean, what have they improved here? Does it have 4 legs? 3 wings? Is the bird all white meat only? Also, does that mean the old, unimproved, chicken they were selling last week wasn't edible?
Next, for those who don't want improved chicken, but prefer it environmentally friendly, is this. Which, the more I think about it, sounds even worse...
For those who like their tote bags haunted:
Then there's this sales claim, because the world "surge" isn't scary enough as it is:
And, lastly, is this ad, long ago noting the benefits of not just drinking Coke, but doing so from a cup and saucer, with a spoon on the side (given the history of Coke, the spoon could mean a lot...).
8 comments:
It improved after reading a self-help book called "Chicken Soup for the Chicken Soul."
Regarding the chicken, well, at least it isn't of the artisan variety.
And the surge? Is that when it makes you stop walking dead in your tracks and you think maybe nobody notices? Wow. Educational value +1
'Scuse me while I piss this guy.
It may relieve phisical exhaustion, but it doesn't seem to do much for your spelling.
Specifically, the Washington Ghost.
"What's that you're saying over there? You want me to pour this onto my chest?"
100% recycled chicken fingers? Does that mean it counts as vegan?
Really scary, at least for us guys over 85!
Jim
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