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15 comments:
I bet making that phone call took a lot of balls.
Is that the same as saying "Man up"?
OH, the slips that can be had in the English language.
Grow a pair!
And a family pack of beer.
But how do you figure out which brand to buy?
Important tip: when you're ordering, make sure autocorrect doesn't change it to "tsetses."
And make sure that the shipper specifies "Handle With Care."
"Family also reports positive for running refrigerator, but negative for Prince Albert in a can."
Tests, testes, tocilizumab... It’s all so confusing.
Weren't testes considered a risk factor in COVID early on? How advice has changed!
I already tried Androgel for my girly problems (PCOS), all it did was give me a mustache. I'll pass on the testes.
Notification by phone or testes? Must be some kind of phone if testes (plural) is the advisable option.
That's going to be one lit gender reveal party.
…"and make them comfort measures already."
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