Why did that instantly make me glom on Winalot dog food in biscuit form and Mel Gibson treating his angst by chewing on dog biscuits in “Lethal Weapon”1?
I don't suppose it would be a HIPAA violation if the description was that they sound like Bugs Bunny and they were Bugs Bunny. Do you suppose they'd ever be honest enough to reveal that?
If it's an open-ended question, don't be surprised if someone writes in "howl", "growl", "whimper" or "hiss". It's been my experience that some folks start swearing, too. They might not document that.
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Pt probably is honest about his drinking habits, too.
How you obtained my medical files is under investigation.
Well , Diaper whines a lot .
For this pt., true. And I agree with anon8:40 that the pt is honest about ETOH.
your identity has finally been revealed! i wrote those answers at my neuro appointment last week! ;)
Why did that instantly make me glom on Winalot dog food in biscuit form and Mel Gibson treating his angst by chewing on dog biscuits in “Lethal Weapon”1?
I love it!
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Upon being caught in flagrante Delecto. I have always considered it to be words to live by.
I don't suppose it would be a HIPAA violation if the description was that they sound like Bugs Bunny and they were Bugs Bunny. Do you suppose they'd ever be honest enough to reveal that?
If it's an open-ended question, don't be surprised if someone writes in "howl", "growl", "whimper" or "hiss". It's been my experience that some folks start swearing, too. They might not document that.
I'd admit to swearing - there were witnesses! The pain was at least up to a 9 so I gave myself a pass on that. :)
I'd consider this an accurate self-assessment. It might have been written by me.
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hope I never find out what the worst possible pain is
It me.
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