Monday, September 30, 2019

Beware of the Dragon

Seen in a chart:


Thank you, J!

9 comments:

Officer Cynical said...

He did show me some really cool guns he brought with him, though.

lost lenore said...

You can do some damage with those pitch forks.

Fleance Porschley Neckradish said...

"Ah'm Old Mac Donald, and THIS here's mah farm. E-AH-E-AH-O, motherfucker!"

ndenunz said...

This reminds of a joke:

Why were the three Wise Men carrying hoses and wearing portable respirators?

Because they came from a far.

jbt369 said...

He does, however, have a petting zoo in the back yard.

Anonymous said...

He doesn't have a farm, nor access to a farm, but he has firearms and access to such 24/7!

Loren Pechtel said...

So is a farm a very short firearm, say something with a 2" barrel? :)

Anonymous said...

Ah yes, the Magic Dragon.

"Her mother is ailing and lives in a rest home" became "Her mother is an alien and lives in a restaurant."

Anonymous said...

Having no access to a farm is precisely the reason his produce must be purchased in a local grocery store.

 
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