Monday, August 12, 2019

"I'll take that as a yes."

Dr. Grumpy: "Did you have a headache when these other symptoms occurred?"

Ms. Patient: "Well, I believe I may have, if that was my awareness of how I felt was to have had a headache at the time than it could have been that I was possibly aware of having a headache."


10 comments:

John Woolman said...

Well, if you will have an existential philosopher as a patient...

Anonymous said...

Now I have a headache.

Andy Syms said...

I didn't know my son-in-law was one of your patients!

Anonymous said...

Sounds like a high school student trying to stretch a paragraph's worth of material into a 10-page term paper.

Ms. Donna said...

Or it is someone who had something major go on in her head and is now not trusting what she sees/feels/thinks.

Packer said...

Which Democratic Presidential candidate are you treating or is it merely a Senator

gloriap said...

But did it HURT? Are you sure?

Officer Cynical said...

I think all right-thinking people in this country are sick and tired of being told that ordinary, decent people are fed up in this country with being sick and tired. I'm certainly not! And I'm sick and tired of being told that I am.

stacey said...

Wernicke's aphasia?

Anonymous said...

"Not tonight, dear..."

 
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