One of the ladies yelled out, “Hey, I bet we can guess how old you are!”
The old fellow said, “There is no way you can guess my age! I look great for my age.”
One of the women said, “Yes we can!”
“No, you can’t!”
“Can! Just drop your pants and undershorts and we'll tell your exact age.”
The gentleman was embarrassed, but wanted to prove they couldn't do it. So... he dropped his drawers and let it all hang out.
The ladies asked him to turn around a few times while they looked from different angles, then had him jump up and down twice.
They then whispered back and forth for a minute, and finally one said. “You're 87-years-old.”
The fellow was stunned. Standing with his pants down around his ankles, he asked, “You’re right. WOW! How in the world could you tell?”
There was a pause, then one woman answered “Last week we were all at your birthday party.”
Thank you, Webhill!
7 comments:
Oh. My. God.
You made my morning.
BWAAAAAHAAAA! *choking, gasping for air*
ROFL. That was great!
Hehe. Ladies?
ROTFLMAO! Now I have to clean the coffee off my screen and key board. Thanks for the laugh.
I did not laugh that loud in a while while browsing the web.
But on second thought: amazing he knows his age...
Reminds me of this one...
Two couples were playing cards. Jeff accidentally dropped some cards on the floor. When he bent down under the table to pick them up, he noticed that Dave's wife, Sandy, was not wearing any underwear! Shocked by this, Jeff hit his head on the table and emerged red-faced.
Later when Jeff went to the kitchen to get some refreshments Sandy followed him and asked, "Did you see anything under the table that you liked?" Jeff admitted, "Well, yes I did." She said "you can have it, but it will cost you $100." After a minute or two, Jeff indicates that he is interested. She tells him that since Dave works Friday afternoons and Jeff doesn't, that Jeff should come to their house around 2:00 PM on Friday.
Friday came and Jeff went to her house at 2:00 PM. After paying her the $100, they went to the bedroom, had sex for a few hours and then Jeff left. Dave came home about 6:00 PM and asked his wife, "Did Jeff come by this afternoon?" Totally shocked, Sandy replied, "Yes, he did stop by for a few minutes." Next Dave asked, "Did Jeff give you $100?" Sandy thought, 'Oh hell, he knows!' reluctantly she said, "Yes, he did give me $100."
"Good," Dave says. "Jeff came by the office this morning and borrowed the $100 from me and said that he'd stop by our house on his way home and pay me back. It's so good to have a friend you can trust.
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